Courtesy Flush…

how the fuck did I sleep in till 3:30?… good thing I set my alarm #
My knees are full of cheese & bees. #
@Osiris63 I was gonna come down there and eat with you guys but I didn't get moving in time in reply to Osiris63 #
Starving… Feed me crab. #
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Back on the vodka wagon #
@trancertong whoa baby I'm thinkin about your flange in reply to trancertong #
Enjoy my leftovers…. ON YOUR CAR.. #
I've only got one word for you guys: Cat Boners #
I got enough leftover booze to keep a rhino drunk… sweet #
@vivian_x3 no wonder these tunes smell funny in reply to vivian_x3 [...]

Nothing like coming home to discover the cops have been inside your house… #
RAPTOR HUMPTY VISSION… RAPPIN IT #
I've got the most check-ins at Queen Bee Bar & Grill on #Yelp! http://bit.ly/ayFpyh #
Osiris sucks at getting from point a to point b. #
Putney says…. #
GET OFF MY FUCKING BACK #
Love… And life… And [...]

woke up drunk at 1:30 pm….. and that's why I'm a pimp #
BREH I STAY SO BUS! #
I've got the most check-ins at Queen Bee Bar & Grill on #Yelp! http://bit.ly/ayFpyh #
Stay tuned for "Partying With Marvin" album on photobucket #
I have 31 pictures of Marvin sleeping….. WTF #
Twitter is fucking quiet today #
Stupid friday [...]