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Weekly Twitter Updates for 2010-08-30

Trypticon — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 07:55:00 +0000

@everyone I'm gonna shit in your lap and you're gonna thank me for it #
@vivian_x3 Scott Pilgrim in reply to vivian_x3 #
Sweet we're the only people in this theater. I can be as black as I want and nobody can tell me to shut up. #
@vivian_x3 is there anyone who doesn't get on your nerves? in reply to vivian_x3 #
It's amateur hour in Honolulu #

Weekly Twitter Updates for 2010-08-22

Trypticon — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 01:55:00 +0000

@GumB808 wow man that's pretty fucked up in reply to GumB808 #
http://tweetphoto.com/40771284 @Osiris63 What's up, Victor #
Fisting girls with gloves on? Where's the romance in that?! #
shittin' and twittin'….. #
@hoshirules I'll eat a taco off of YOUR taco in reply to hoshirules #
drinkin champanya by the pool #
Chili cheese tots BOH http://twitpic.com/2fqjfs #
Killing stomach with teddy's before noon #
So many thetans… so little time #
HULK HOGAN IS A FAG #
Totally forgot my grandpa has all the softcore porn channels. Sweeeeet. #
What to eat for dinner? #
@GumB808 phones are free, bro in reply to GumB808 #
Setting up shop @ Hawaii Kai for the next couple days. Relaxation time #
@vivian_x3 Go to mexico in reply to vivian_x3 #
Mexican Justice #

Weekly Twitter Updates for 2010-08-15

Trypticon — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 01:55:00 +0000

hey I farted! #
shut up, world #
SUCK MY BROODLORDS, MOTHERFUCKER #
Fresh cafe… Pretty cool place. #
I checked in at Fresh Catch (3109 Waialae Ave) on #Yelp http://bit.ly/cW5WkF #
THAT'S HOW YOU FUCKING PUMP #
@stefffycakesss finally! in reply to stefffycakesss #
@hello_kimi yup yup. So relaxing over here. in reply to hello_kimi #
God I love Hawaii Kai #
DRINKIN THAT WANN #
Now I know why I've never cooked with half a cup of onion flakes before. GG Tong's ultra-death-fart-birthday-sliders #
@DJATMHI baseball bat in the tv!?… wtf in reply to DJATMHI #
@DJATMHI god already poked her face with an invisible semi truck in reply to DJATMHI #
Starcraft are hard #

Weekly Twitter Updates for 2010-08-08

Trypticon — Mon, 09 Aug 2010 01:55:00 +0000

@djscarrd who's the lucky hand?
jkjkjkjk in reply to djscarrd #
I stole this fucking sausage from the kremlin. #
STEAK N BEER TONIGHT #
@trancertong fuck you tong in reply to trancertong #
I was all excited to eat curry then Jess went and ordered kimchee #
Kittens on the bed time seems like a good idea until you wake up to them wrestling on top of your nards #
Yo bro let's go get porkchops #
@RanMan1340 Just follow the trail of buttermilk sauce and betelnut if you want your beer back. in reply to RanMan1340 #
Burrito, burrito…. Taco taco! #

Weekly Twitter Updates for 2010-08-01

Trypticon — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 01:55:00 +0000

Saturday niiiiiiiiiiight woo! #
I'll fulfill your weeshes with my taco flavored keeses #
HAPPY BIRTHDAY @osiris63. For your birthday we got a new cat and I'm getting a handjob :3 #
Dr dre lives in my laptop. WTF #
First drink of the day watching chuck "the fuck?" Norris beat up neo Nazis…. Cheee #
Win a new Canon 5D MK II or $2500 of photo scans from @scancafe & Scott Bourne. Pls RT. Info at: http://bit.ly/9FxEUA #
God dammit… new new cat #
Food me #
Smoked marlin from fresh catch always comes correct. #
@RanMan1340 oh you left the drunk part out of your og tweet. Was kinda worried… Haha. in reply to RanMan1340 #
@RanMan1340 dude did you ever figure out why you woke up in front of your house? in reply to RanMan1340 #
Freeeeesh caaaaaaatch #
@RanMan1340 violated by aliens? You ok? in reply to RanMan1340 #
@vivian_x3 that wasn't your heart it was your balls. in reply to vivian_x3 #
can I buy some fucking sleep? #
Bring on the booze #

Weekly Twitter Updates for 2010-07-25

Trypticon — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 01:55:00 +0000

@DJDarkCloud damn, sonny. That's how you fucking party in reply to DJDarkCloud #
@superstarnikki @djscarrd did you guys actually go till 8? in reply to superstarnikki #
Wide awake…. Sweeeet #
Lol fried chicken plate at lovefest. Sweeeeet. #
@jaegurl take his lumpia! in reply to jaegurl #
hope I can bypass this fucking line #
Curry bound #
So I decided to pass through twitter and wound up crashing face first into a wall of stupid. Good game, bro's! #
fweee drunk at 6 am #
@superstarnikki please dispense free food now in reply to superstarnikki #
You ok Marvin??? #
Mmm corn holes #
@DJKaii bahahahahaha in reply to DJKaii #
keepin it classy #

Weekly Twitter Updates for 2010-07-18

Trypticon — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 01:55:00 +0000

@djscarrd joking about what? in reply to djscarrd #
@djscarrd wow… You're rolling on a Friday morning? in reply to djscarrd #
@osiris63 your friends are fucking douchebags #
peepee dicky #
Our thoughts are with you @DJKaii. Very sorry for your loss #
Let's play poverty ball! #
Thank you Roland, Ramit & Andy for being such gracious hosts, Kurt & Blake for the companionship and Jessica for having a hot ass. >:D #
Had an exceptional night with friends tonight. Thank you Mae & Paul for inviting us to your wedding. We wish only the best for you guys. #
@mndgm haha… I meant everything I said… even if I was mostly drunk. in reply to mndgm #
2 dolla drafts boh #

Weekly Twitter Updates for 2010-07-11

Trypticon — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 01:55:00 +0000

I like what's happening in logic >:) #
Too many dorks in the kitchen #
anyone know what that huge car fire on kunia road was about earlier tonight? #
Congratulations! It's herpes! #
@TheAHM you can't claim subway hater status when all you eat is that meaty shitball sub. in reply to TheAHM #
Everytime you neEd me you KNOW I will be there…. trancing out at 2 am on a thursday.. MAHZWELL #
Who the fuck is Diplo? #
I'm flying higher than a pig in space. #
@NickyFamous you'll probably run into traffic at the middle street merge till the bingham exit in reply to NickyFamous #
reppin that #lindalinglesucks #
Way to cave to your republican overlords, Linda Lingle. Pathetic. #
@TheAHM YOU WON'T…. EVER in reply to TheAHM #
Sobriety checkpoint kam highway westbound before home depot by sears warehouse. Be careful #
What's up curry mouse? http://twitpic.com/22vb4e #
The curry mouse… Is in your house…. He wants to eat curry….. With youuuu #
@stefffycakesss you fucked a surf board!? Oh wait. in reply to stefffycakesss #
“@NumberNin6: Just got word from Dsl that Hunt You Down / Garbage has been sent… http://fb.me/uH0aTdS7”. About fucking time. #
Girl, I'll hose you. #

Weekly Twitter Updates for 2010-07-04

Trypticon — Mon, 05 Jul 2010 07:55:00 +0000

@Merrtheblurr that would be fucked up if you sat on a bacon wrapped hotdog in reply to Merrtheblurr #
2:50 am new diners…. COME ON! http://twitpic.com/22d9nx #
Brock lesnar? More like Cock Molester #
Guff #
Shit I wish queen bee was still around right now. #
Yeah right…. the guy with the 4000 dollar suit is gonna post a tweet. COME ON! #
Breakfast burritos right before sleepy time = poison farts right after wakey time #
@hello_kimi nope in reply to hello_kimi #
Oh well the devil makes us sin…. but we like it when we're spinning… in his grin #
I see rolling people #
@TheAHM haha cokehead in reply to TheAHM #
It's semen kinda sticky in here tonight. #
mel gibson is my fucking boay #
I kissed a tard and I liked iiiiit. Tasted like boogers and fish sticks. #
twitter is pretty much just a way to rub all your awesome experiences in the faces of your friends. #
This shit is getting tired fast #
If I wanted to go off roading with my dick I'd get one with 4 wheel drive. #
@NickyFamous haha that was on the way out to hk earlier today. We wouldn't do that. in reply to NickyFamous #
Crab stuffed ahi roll BOH. http://twitpic.com/21edvt #
Need good shoyu poke recipe STAT. Just came in to a big chunk o ahi. #
@devchang oh right I forgot you need the special effects and animation chip in your line of work. in reply to devchang #
@devchang imac or gtfo in reply to devchang #

Weekly Twitter Updates for 2010-06-27

Trypticon — Mon, 28 Jun 2010 01:55:00 +0000

needz moar wobbly treble lines and vocals #
@itsfruitloops worrrrd in reply to itsfruitloops #
Wish I could spend more time with @hoshirules #
@djscarrd biter! in reply to djscarrd #
@kikibabyy take graffiti pics! in reply to kikibabyy #
@devchang wtf does aftereffects do? in reply to devchang #
@livewireerrrick HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MOTHERFUCKER in reply to livewireerrrick #
@djscarrd what's gonna suck really bad? in reply to djscarrd #
goodnight.. FUCKERS #
18 lightning stoves… ZYNGA YOU ARE MY BITCH! #
….giggidy #
@stefffycakesss pretty much anything takes a dump on Mt Eden. Mt eden's dumps take dumps on Mt Eden. in reply to stefffycakesss #
Wish I wouldn't have just seen Boris #
@stefffycakesss you could stare at a zebra all night for the same effect in reply to stefffycakesss #
Win a new Canon 5D MK II or $2500 of photo scans from @scancafe & Scott Bourne. Pls RT. Info at: http://bit.ly/9FxEUA #
Honey walnut shrimp at pandas……. Not the same as little village #
Turnin off Twitter till 3 weeks after everyone gets back from edc. #
who wants to snuggle? #
@CONST3LLATiON next task: learn how to spell in reply to CONST3LLATiON #
When is national dickpunch a military guy day? #
you aint shit. #