Courtesy Flush…

@everyone I'm gonna shit in your lap and you're gonna thank me for it #
@vivian_x3 Scott Pilgrim in reply to vivian_x3 #
Sweet we're the only people in this theater. I can be as black as I want and nobody can tell me to shut up. #
@vivian_x3 is there anyone who doesn't get on your [...]

@GumB808 wow man that's pretty fucked up in reply to GumB808 #
http://tweetphoto.com/40771284 @Osiris63 What's up, Victor #
Fisting girls with gloves on? Where's the romance in that?! #
shittin' and twittin'….. #
@hoshirules I'll eat a taco off of YOUR taco in reply to hoshirules #
drinkin champanya by the pool #
Chili cheese tots BOH http://twitpic.com/2fqjfs [...]

hey I farted! #
shut up, world #
SUCK MY BROODLORDS, MOTHERFUCKER #
Fresh cafe… Pretty cool place. #
I checked in at Fresh Catch (3109 Waialae Ave) on #Yelp http://bit.ly/cW5WkF #
THAT'S HOW YOU FUCKING PUMP #
@stefffycakesss finally! in reply to stefffycakesss #
@hello_kimi yup yup. So relaxing over here. in reply to hello_kimi #
God I love Hawaii Kai #
DRINKIN [...]

@djscarrd who's the lucky hand?

jkjkjkjk in reply to djscarrd #
I stole this fucking sausage from the kremlin. #
STEAK N BEER TONIGHT #
@trancertong fuck you tong in reply to trancertong #
I was all excited to eat curry then Jess went and ordered kimchee #
Kittens on the bed time seems like a good idea until [...]

Saturday niiiiiiiiiiight woo! #
I'll fulfill your weeshes with my taco flavored keeses #
HAPPY BIRTHDAY @osiris63. For your birthday we got a new cat and I'm getting a handjob :3 #
Dr dre lives in my laptop. WTF #
First drink of the day watching chuck "the fuck?" Norris beat up neo Nazis…. Cheee #
Win a new Canon [...]

@DJDarkCloud damn, sonny. That's how you fucking party in reply to DJDarkCloud #
@superstarnikki @djscarrd did you guys actually go till 8? in reply to superstarnikki #
Wide awake…. Sweeeet #
Lol fried chicken plate at lovefest. Sweeeeet. #
@jaegurl take his lumpia! in reply to jaegurl #
hope I can bypass this fucking line #
Curry bound #
So I decided [...]

@djscarrd joking about what? in reply to djscarrd #
@djscarrd wow… You're rolling on a Friday morning? in reply to djscarrd #
@osiris63 your friends are fucking douchebags #
peepee dicky #
Our thoughts are with you @DJKaii. Very sorry for your loss #
Let's play poverty ball! #
Thank you Roland, Ramit & Andy for being such [...]

I like what's happening in logic >:) #
Too many dorks in the kitchen #
anyone know what that huge car fire on kunia road was about earlier tonight? #
Congratulations! It's herpes! #
@TheAHM you can't claim subway hater status when all you eat is that meaty shitball sub. in reply to TheAHM #
Everytime you neEd me [...]

@Merrtheblurr that would be fucked up if you sat on a bacon wrapped hotdog in reply to Merrtheblurr #
2:50 am new diners…. COME ON! http://twitpic.com/22d9nx #
Brock lesnar? More like Cock Molester #
Guff #
Shit I wish queen bee was still around right now. #
Yeah right…. the guy with the 4000 dollar suit is gonna post [...]

needz moar wobbly treble lines and vocals #
@itsfruitloops worrrrd in reply to itsfruitloops #
Wish I could spend more time with @hoshirules #
@djscarrd biter! in reply to djscarrd #
@kikibabyy take graffiti pics! in reply to kikibabyy #
@devchang wtf does aftereffects do? in reply to devchang #
@livewireerrrick HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MOTHERFUCKER in reply to livewireerrrick #
@djscarrd what's gonna [...]