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Weekly Twitter Updates for 2010-03-07

Weekly Twitter Updates for 2010-02-28

  • how the fuck did I sleep in till 3:30?… good thing I set my alarm #
  • My knees are full of cheese & bees. #
  • @Osiris63 I was gonna come down there and eat with you guys but I didn't get moving in time in reply to Osiris63 #
  • Starving… Feed me crab. #
  • Win a new Canon 5DMKII or $2700 of photo printing/product from @WHCCPro & Scott Bourne. Pls RT. Info: http://bit.ly/6Mtx9I #
  • @dj720 I didn't get any… there were quite a few people out there though in reply to dj720 #
  • @dj720 epic was watching this idiot walk face first into a sign pole while he was trying to call everyone out across from alter. in reply to dj720 #
  • COOL TSUNAMI, BRO #
  • 1.6 foot tsunami!? We're all gonna die! #
  • Lol gas line #
  • YEEAAAH TSUNAMI PARTY #
  • Metatarcels and philanges up in this bitch. #
  • This is the most obvious narc I've ever seen in my life. #
  • So glad there's no smoking in here. #
  • @danecook Isn't it summer somewhere on the wrong side of the planet? Could do em both at the same time. in reply to danecook #
  • SHAKEY'S!!!!!!!!!! #
  • Stolen from Tech and Lee's apt. on the corner of Kinau and Keeamouku, happened approx. 1hour ago. Theif may be in the area with a blackpack #
  • RT @dj720: Please be on the lookout for these stolen items sold online : Xbox360, 2 Macbook laptops, tiffany's ring. cont'd #
  • I thin it's time for Danair Nair to reclaim Kaka'ako. #
  • Return of the Boris http://twitpic.com/155u38 #
  • Fuck the smurfs… They can suck my fat tits #
  • Apparently curling and dying are the only 2 sports still represented in the winter olympics. #
  • Ufos over ewa WTF #
  • BEWARE THE TOILET PAPER DEVOURING SHIT FIEND #
  • @Osiris63 I hope you die in a pizza fire in reply to Osiris63 #
  • ZOMBIE COCKBLOCKERS 2: THEY'RE BACK FROM THE DEAD…AGAIN. AND THIS TIME THEY'RE GASSY. #
  • @mndgm -12 teeth Tuesday in reply to mndgm #
  • @mndgm -2 teeth Tuesday? in reply to mndgm #
  • Zombie Cockblockers #
  • Just passed shakeys Waipahu!!!!! #
  • @djscarrd let's drink! in reply to djscarrd #
  • Someone… Someone… Someone… #

Weekly Twitter Updates for 2010-02-21

Weekly Twitter Updates for 2010-02-14

  • Nothing like coming home to discover the cops have been inside your house… :( #
  • RAPTOR HUMPTY VISSION… RAPPIN IT #
  • I've got the most check-ins at Queen Bee Bar & Grill on #Yelp! http://bit.ly/ayFpyh #
  • Osiris sucks at getting from point a to point b. #
  • Putney says…. #
  • GET OFF MY FUCKING BACK #
  • Love… And life… And happiness……. #
  • Underground is where we want to move it….. House the crowd. #
  • Everybody's gotta learn sometime… #
  • The alcohol I drank this morning just met up with the alcohol I drank last night and now they're having a party in my brain. #
  • I'm a professional shartist :) #
  • Brah I am lollin balls #
  • What's the deal with Mexican tits!? #
  • Thicker, meatier boners #
  • "Nothig can chafe the wayyyyy I feeeeeeeel"

    EPIC #

  • @NickyFamous http://memegenerator.net/Instances/49/Yo-Dawg-YO-DAWG-I-HEARD-YOU-LIKE-DOGS.jpg in reply to NickyFamous #
  • @djscarrd Go to Giovanni's, grab a huli huli chicken then head to Cholo's… boredom solved for the rest of the day in reply to djscarrd #
  • @devchang Yeah seriously.. I'm a little salty at full speed 1080p and 3 more mp though. Iso over 1600 is usually grainy as fuck in reply to devchang #
  • @devchang I just don't know when the nex will stock the t2i and if it's worth the effort for such a measley upgrade… in reply to devchang #
  • @devchang I can do HD video already but it's only 20fps at 1080p… I can probably return the camera still.. in reply to devchang #
  • @devchang good thing I just bought the t1i….. fuck :( in reply to devchang #
  • Meet meat #
  • Funyuns…. The fresh maker #
  • I guess that's why they call it a snooze #
  • I'm a fucking idiot #

Weekly Twitter Updates for 2010-02-07

  • woke up drunk at 1:30 pm….. and that's why I'm a pimp #
  • BREH I STAY SO BUS! #
  • I've got the most check-ins at Queen Bee Bar & Grill on #Yelp! http://bit.ly/ayFpyh #
  • Stay tuned for "Partying With Marvin" album on photobucket #
  • I have 31 pictures of Marvin sleeping….. WTF #
  • Twitter is fucking quiet today #
  • Stupid friday is stupid #
  • What to eat? #
  • Yawn #
  • Don't be a stalkblocker #
  • I just cut the cheese :) #
  • Cheese soda mmmmmm #
  • @Osiris63 sweet let's smoke some crack in reply to Osiris63 #
  • bored & irritated out of my fucking ass #
  • Kamagina = kama'aina vagina #
  • I've got the most check-ins at Queen Bee Bar & Grill on #Yelp! http://bit.ly/ayFpyh #
  • Shoots Then, Hungry Lion #
  • @djscarrd nope in reply to djscarrd #
  • @djscarrd MR scarrd in reply to djscarrd #
  • @djscarrd wtf why does nobody ever tell me when they're going over there? in reply to djscarrd #
  • @mrtrancis http://twitpic.com/114d84 – That's what I had the last time I went there. Ketchup was good but I thought the 1/3 french fly was #
  • Neeeeed fooooood #
  • Watched "The Orphanage" twice in one night and I'd say it's one of the best movies I've seen in years. #
  • Oh cool it's lonely time already #
  • @djscarrd but at least you can think about the 12 hours of sleep you got a couple hours ago in reply to djscarrd #
  • Had a fun time with Marvin Ash & Stella.. thanks for hanging out, guys. #
  • @trancertong some beezy beat the shit out of them in reply to trancertong #
  • Holy dickfarts I just woke up and WTF happened to my shins? #

Weekly Twitter Updates for 2010-01-31

Weekly Twitter Updates for 2010-01-24

Weekly Twitter Updates for 2010-01-17

  • Needs moar grilled cheese with spam & egg BRAH #
  • nose clams #
  • @djscarrd hookers should be like right near where you are dude. in reply to djscarrd #
  • I am going to kick a hole in cin's face. Please quote me. #
  • 40 year old dj? Bitch I will fucking murder you. My farts come with more skill than you can ever dream of having. #
  • @djscarrd LETS MOTHERFUCKING DRINK in reply to djscarrd #
  • @djscarrd FUCK THAT in reply to djscarrd #
  • Fwoodge #
  • ASS. EYE #
  • My cat just meowed like a person. ….. #
  • Trying to clean Tide's puke off my brand new towels. Way to go, dude. #
  • Weeee've got a thiiiing and it's called midget love! #
  • Bomb Haiti! #
  • @djdieselboy http://twitpic.com/x0wh1 – NEED SUBHUMAN SHIRT! #
  • I killed my dinner with karate. Kick em in the face, taste the body. Shallow work is the work that I do #
  • @djscarrd they have schools in waianae? in reply to djscarrd #
  • *facepalm* Well my schedule suddenly cleared up today… let's eat! #
  • 7 colours cuuurve across the skyyy…. bahahahaha #
  • gettin my starve on #
  • I don't care what the people saaaaaaaaaaaay… I'm gonna shave you aaaaaaaaaaaanywaaaaaaaaaaaay #
  • prepare to die #
  • You guys fucking need help #
  • These pretzels are making me horny. #
  • @djscarrd you guys still partying? I'm ready to drink.. Let's fuckin rage it. in reply to djscarrd #
  • fuckit.. pizza #

Weekly Twitter Updates for 2010-01-10

  • Stupid pets…. Just because I shit in the closet doesn't mean you guys can too. #
  • Fist full of french fries, eyes at your throat #
  • In case I hadn't made myself clear earlier, Fuck you. #
  • @vivian_x3 liar in reply to vivian_x3 #
  • Fuck you. Seriously. #
  • *starve* #
  • It's easy to put things in perspective with a German shepherd laying on your face. #
  • Too hot to handle, too cold to hold. They're called the ghostbusters and they're in control. #
  • Training a horse to bite your wiener off. #
  • What do you intend to do when Babylon attempts to make a rape on you? #
  • Michelob Ultra brought to you by Lance "The Cance" Armstrong… #
  • @mrtrancis this aint saimin it's a god damn arms race in reply to mrtrancis #
  • There were hard times ahead for the people of planet speculum #
  • I gotta get away… Forever #
  • Awwww wings #
  • Hunger is hungering me #
  • @TroggyASU haha what did you have in mind? in reply to TroggyASU #
  • I need to reevaluate my relationships… you people are too fucking dangerous #
  • If Zippys' portions were any smaller they'd be scratch n sniff stickers… Fuck Jippys #
  • Eating zippys solo like a haole cholo #
  • Dorks I'm right by qb… Don't wanna eat solo though. #
  • @Osiris63 we go in reply to Osiris63 #
  • @djscarrd meet u there in reply to djscarrd #
  • @jaegurl that fucker in reply to jaegurl #
  • Who wants to sample some duck butter? #
  • @jaegurl wtf how did you get deliver me?… noooo.. haha in reply to jaegurl #
  • @jaegurl how do you go from bios fear to zombie nation? Wtf in reply to jaegurl #

Weekly Twitter Updates for 2010-01-03

  • My cat went out and got into a bar brawl with a bunch of rudebwoys for NYE… #
  • Whatever then fuck it #
  • Party at Ernest Borgnine's house! #
  • Pants off dance off! #
  • @Ruby_Hong I totally mailed you a cashier's check for 10,000 dollars thinking you were nigerian royalty… FUCK :( in reply to Ruby_Hong #
  • I play music heavier than your fat ass stank skank whore cyclops retard bitch mom. #
  • Playing records with Korbin… Quote of the night: "I wanna rape a chick to this tune" #
  • WAR AGAINST THE ELEVATORS #
  • Wearing those mom jeans. #
  • Playing butthole hero with Korbin and tide. #
  • Cockblocking on Tide in 2010 #
  • "undercover Boris mission…. There he is… Let's go! MEEEEEOOOOOOW BITCH!" #
  • "Fuck you Daniel Glaude!!!" /via @Osiris63 #
  • You were down! #
  • @NickyFamous ihaaate the crazy box :( in reply to NickyFamous #
  • FUCK YOU, CRAZYBOX #
  • Dr. Porkenheimer's boner juice! #
  • Not to get cocky but i think the cobras and I played a decent set last night. Had fun too. Thanks for the badass slot. #
  • Dj Tide: where's your head at?

    Dj darkcloud: my head's getting head.

    Lololol #

  • Osiris unrandalled her champagne #
  • Osiris randalled the fuck out of her champagne #
  • Haha no… I wish :( #
  • Crazy how many of these kids love hoshi #
  • Prepare to be earfucked #
  • I'm beat and the night hasn't even started. #
  • Jk I'm playing trance tonight. #
  • @hello_kimi hey Kimi… thanks for NOTHING! *slap* in reply to hello_kimi #
  • NYE 2009… Over-the-hill punk rockers vs. parking alley mokes #
  • You're gonna regret wanting to hear Drum & Bass when I'm done with you. #
  • Should NOT be awake yet… #
  • Putting on my Drum & Bass pants again 1-2 am tomorrow night @ The Warehouse. Come help me give this decade a swift kick in the ass. #
  • Just say NO to demonic chihuahua #
  • @TroggyASU haha loser you shoulda came to Hawaii earlier. in reply to TroggyASU #
  • corndogs… NOW #
  • @djscarrd looks pretty cool in reply to djscarrd #
  • @djscarrd why does it look like the top is curved? in reply to djscarrd #
  • You should realize he could win it with YOU! #
  • Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaab puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuffs rrrrrrrrraaaaaaaarrrrrrrrr #
  • …Will kill for food #
  • Shakey's waipahu opening in February… fuuuck :( #
  • fooooooooooooooooooooooooood #
  • Holy shit I have even less time to get ready for new years eve than I realized. Good one, brain. #
  • I CAN'T FIND THE MOTHERFUCKING CLICKER…AAAHHHH #
  • Grunge 3 #
  • fooooooooooooooooooood #
  • Where can I order a bowl of gravy? #
  • Eating crab puffs. Mmm #

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