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Weekly Twitter Updates for 2010-08-30

Weekly Twitter Updates for 2010-08-22

Weekly Twitter Updates for 2010-08-15

Weekly Twitter Updates for 2010-08-08

  • @djscarrd who's the lucky hand?

    jkjkjkjk in reply to djscarrd #

  • I stole this fucking sausage from the kremlin. #
  • STEAK N BEER TONIGHT #
  • @trancertong fuck you tong in reply to trancertong #
  • I was all excited to eat curry then Jess went and ordered kimchee :( #
  • Kittens on the bed time seems like a good idea until you wake up to them wrestling on top of your nards #
  • Yo bro let's go get porkchops #
  • @RanMan1340 Just follow the trail of buttermilk sauce and betelnut if you want your beer back. in reply to RanMan1340 #
  • Burrito, burrito…. Taco taco! #

Weekly Twitter Updates for 2010-08-01

  • Saturday niiiiiiiiiiight woo! #
  • I'll fulfill your weeshes with my taco flavored keeses #
  • HAPPY BIRTHDAY @osiris63. For your birthday we got a new cat and I'm getting a handjob :3 #
  • Dr dre lives in my laptop. WTF #
  • First drink of the day watching chuck "the fuck?" Norris beat up neo Nazis…. Cheee #
  • Win a new Canon 5D MK II or $2500 of photo scans from @scancafe & Scott Bourne. Pls RT. Info at: http://bit.ly/9FxEUA #
  • God dammit… new new cat :| #
  • Food me #
  • Smoked marlin from fresh catch always comes correct. #
  • @RanMan1340 oh you left the drunk part out of your og tweet. Was kinda worried… Haha. in reply to RanMan1340 #
  • @RanMan1340 dude did you ever figure out why you woke up in front of your house? in reply to RanMan1340 #
  • Freeeeesh caaaaaaatch #
  • @RanMan1340 violated by aliens? You ok? in reply to RanMan1340 #
  • @vivian_x3 that wasn't your heart it was your balls. in reply to vivian_x3 #
  • can I buy some fucking sleep? #
  • Bring on the booze #

Weekly Twitter Updates for 2010-07-25

Weekly Twitter Updates for 2010-07-18

  • @djscarrd joking about what? in reply to djscarrd #
  • @djscarrd wow… You're rolling on a Friday morning? in reply to djscarrd #
  • @osiris63 your friends are fucking douchebags #
  • peepee dicky #
  • Our thoughts are with you @DJKaii. Very sorry for your loss :( #
  • Let's play poverty ball! #
  • Thank you Roland, Ramit & Andy for being such gracious hosts, Kurt & Blake for the companionship and Jessica for having a hot ass. >:D #
  • Had an exceptional night with friends tonight. Thank you Mae & Paul for inviting us to your wedding. We wish only the best for you guys. #
  • @mndgm haha… I meant everything I said… even if I was mostly drunk. in reply to mndgm #
  • 2 dolla drafts boh #

Weekly Twitter Updates for 2010-07-11

  • I like what's happening in logic >:) #
  • Too many dorks in the kitchen #
  • anyone know what that huge car fire on kunia road was about earlier tonight? #
  • Congratulations! It's herpes! #
  • @TheAHM you can't claim subway hater status when all you eat is that meaty shitball sub. in reply to TheAHM #
  • Everytime you neEd me you KNOW I will be there…. trancing out at 2 am on a thursday.. MAHZWELL #
  • Who the fuck is Diplo? #
  • I'm flying higher than a pig in space. #
  • @NickyFamous you'll probably run into traffic at the middle street merge till the bingham exit in reply to NickyFamous #
  • reppin that #lindalinglesucks #
  • Way to cave to your republican overlords, Linda Lingle. Pathetic. #
  • @TheAHM YOU WON'T…. EVER in reply to TheAHM #
  • Sobriety checkpoint kam highway westbound before home depot by sears warehouse. Be careful #
  • What's up curry mouse? http://twitpic.com/22vb4e #
  • The curry mouse… Is in your house…. He wants to eat curry….. With youuuu #
  • @stefffycakesss you fucked a surf board!? Oh wait. in reply to stefffycakesss #
  • “@NumberNin6: Just got word from Dsl that Hunt You Down / Garbage has been sent… http://fb.me/uH0aTdS7”. About fucking time. :( #
  • Girl, I'll hose you. #

Weekly Twitter Updates for 2010-07-04

  • @Merrtheblurr that would be fucked up if you sat on a bacon wrapped hotdog in reply to Merrtheblurr #
  • 2:50 am new diners…. COME ON! http://twitpic.com/22d9nx #
  • Brock lesnar? More like Cock Molester #
  • Guff #
  • Shit I wish queen bee was still around right now. #
  • Yeah right…. the guy with the 4000 dollar suit is gonna post a tweet. COME ON! #
  • Breakfast burritos right before sleepy time = poison farts right after wakey time :( #
  • @hello_kimi nope in reply to hello_kimi #
  • Oh well the devil makes us sin…. but we like it when we're spinning… in his grin #
  • I see rolling people #
  • @TheAHM haha cokehead in reply to TheAHM #
  • It's semen kinda sticky in here tonight. #
  • mel gibson is my fucking boay #
  • I kissed a tard and I liked iiiiit. Tasted like boogers and fish sticks. #
  • twitter is pretty much just a way to rub all your awesome experiences in the faces of your friends. #
  • This shit is getting tired fast #
  • If I wanted to go off roading with my dick I'd get one with 4 wheel drive. #
  • @NickyFamous haha that was on the way out to hk earlier today. We wouldn't do that. in reply to NickyFamous #
  • Crab stuffed ahi roll BOH. http://twitpic.com/21edvt #
  • Need good shoyu poke recipe STAT. Just came in to a big chunk o ahi. #
  • @devchang oh right I forgot you need the special effects and animation chip in your line of work. in reply to devchang #
  • @devchang imac or gtfo in reply to devchang #

Weekly Twitter Updates for 2010-06-27

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